May 2013
longnightsandterriblefights:
siriuslysalvatore:
are you ever just reading a book and you come across word that you don’t know how to pronounce so you just go afkjhjdsfsjkdhs in your head
when it’s someone’s name and you have to keep doing that for the rest of the book
luckyspike:
like ok hannibal is always making really nice meals and eating really fancy food
does he ever just go home after work and like stare at his freezer full of body parts and just
“you know i don’t really feel like human tonight.
im gonna have a hot pocket.”
this is my blogging face
vogue-wars:
“you’re just missing a concert” they said
“it’s not like it’s a big deal” they said
“it’s just a band” they said
“what are you doing with that axe” they said
stumpology:
tries to spell word
cannot spell word
uses different word
2treehill:
how do you get a nice body without moving
tardis-mind-palace:
kfcofficial:
im not even a 2nd choice im like an 8th choice sometimes a 10th
Remember the 10th choice for the Doctor was David Tennant and everybody loves him
pocketjawa:
herondale-angelchild:
the-vashta-nerada:
easy-with-eyes-cl0sed:
the-vashta-nerada:
the-vashta-nerada:
one time i picked up a penny and i hit my head on the door handle and i have a tiny scar from it and that was the third worst time i ever picked up a penny
the second worst time i ever picked up a penny was when one time i picked up a penny on the street and i almost got...
me waking up: i can't wait to go to sleep tonight
Reblog if you are so unpopular that you don't even...
sodamnrelatable:
hippyjamfest:
I want to join your hardcore band but my mom wants to talk to your mom first
leftforbed:
leftforbed:
mcsnuggie:
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
Reblog if you are in a secondhand fandom.
madis-hartte:
noway-youngjae:
f4ngirls-phan-kickthestickz:
norulesnobras:
Secondhand Fandom: When you do not actually watch/read/are really interested in said fandom or object of the fandom, but you know enough about it that you can hold an intelligent and involved conversation with someone in the fandom.
It’s like dying from lung cancer because you live with a chain smoker, but you...
gonnaslapabitch:
do you ever feel like you have a crush on someone and then the next day you’re like wow no it’s just friendship
and it’s a constant cycle of wow ilu oh wait no i dont no nvm yes i do ah no false alarm
it’s so confusing
riddlemehiddleston:
things that say a lot about a person
their favourite character
the lyrics they write on their hands
the colours they wear
which murder weapon they prefer
how they make their tea
nicotinehearts:
omigawdmatt:
racheyzane:
do you ever look at somebody and wonder how they moan during sex
no but thanks now i have a new habit forced upon me whenever i go out
i think about this post at the most inappropriate times and it has ruined my life
me at school: what if my favorite band member speaks at the assembly
me going to the doctor: what if my favorite band member is in the waiting room
me driving down the road: what if we pull up beside my favorite band member
me going to sleep: what if i dream about my favorite band member
me at my favorite bands concert: i hope they drag me up on stage and sing to me
me getting on an airplane: what if my favorite band member is on this flight
me on twitter: what if my favorite band member tweets me
me at a gas station: what if my favorite band member is here
me at warped tour: what if my favorite band member all of a sudden hates their merch girl and ask me to fill in
me at the gas station: what if i see my favorite band member pumping gas
merry-i-am:
salma:
why can’t hurricane names be culturally diverse
hurricane muhammad
hurricane shaniqua
hurricane nguyen
because white people destroy everything.
brvdleysoileau:
how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
Try to seduce me in 7 words or less.
the-mad-hatterrr:
“I have food”.
jumbaco:
if you didnt have an avril lavigne phase youre a liar
mishas-dick:
colfersaurusrex:
i love a man with a massive, strong, impressive, throbbing vocabulary
When you have 9812837 tabs open and one starts to...
sodamnrelatable:
At first you’re like
And then you’re just like “WHICH ONE IS IT COMING FROM?”
So you frantically click on all of the tabs until you find the one that is making the sound
Then you exit out of it and carry on with your day
tinkervrisk:
physical education more like pointless embarrassment
shnks:
cedricdigory:
conorgaynard:
theres a difference between shipping and being fucking insane
this applies to both tumblr and amazon.com
winchesterprayers:
today in french we learned how to say “what’s in the bag” and i couldn’t stop laughing because
swaggity swag qu’est-ce qui dans le sac
starksexual:
i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
